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泉州光量子祛斑泉州e光祛斑在泉州丰胸手术费用 汇集美国各大晚间脱口秀中一些搞笑Monologue, 时事性新闻性外加些美国幽默。March 26, 2009"I have a plan to end the war in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Here's what we do. We bring all our soldiers home. We send in our investment bankers. They'll screw up the place in six months. Six months!" --Jay Leno“我有一个计划,可以结束在伊拉克和阿富汗的战争。我们这么做。我们把我们所有的士兵撤回来。我们再送我们的投资家去那里。他们一定只需6个月就能把那里搞得一塌糊涂。 只要6个月!”-杰·雷诺"A construction worker from Queens, New York, used Bernard Madoff's prison number to play the lottery and won. The guy won ,500. Bernard Madoff, of course, is in prison for luring money from rich people in a giant scam that promised to make them richer. But don't confuse him with the state lottery, which lures money away from poor people in a giant scam that promises to make them richer." --Jay Leno“纽约皇后区的一名建筑工人,用伯纳德·麦道夫监狱号码,买票中了奖。这个家伙中了1500美元。当然,伯纳德·麦道夫被关在监狱里,是因为他用‘保赚钱’的巨大骗局,来吸走富人的钱。但是,请不要将他和州政府票所混淆。州政府票那是用保赚钱的巨大骗局,来吸走穷人的钱。” ——杰·雷诺March 25, 2009"How many watched the President's news conference last night? He got a little testy there, you know. When he was asked why he waited three days to speak out against the AIG bonuses, President Obama said he likes to know what he's talking about before he speaks. So, yet another reversal of the Bush policies." --Jay Leno“这里有多少人观看了昨晚总统的新闻发布会?当他被问到‘为什么等了三天他才大声疾呼表示反对AIG的奖金计划’的时候,你知道,他昨晚有点儿不高兴,奥巴马总统说,他喜欢在说话之前知道自己要说的是什么。所以,这又一是一项与布什的政策完全相反的奥巴马政策。”——杰·雷诺"No, President Obama also unveiled his new border policy to fight the Mexican drug wars. Interesting. It consists of the feds buying up to 80 percent of all the Mexican cartels. You see, we're going to get all the toxic drugs out of the system. We're going to buy them up. We will be owners of the drug cartels. I'm trying to get something with that joke and it's going nowhere." --Jay Leno“ 不,奥巴马总统还推出了新的边境政策,以打击墨西哥的毒品交易。有趣的是。新的政策是:由联邦政府收购所有墨西哥毒品垄断集团多达百分之八十的股份。看,我们将把所有的有毒资产——毒品从系统中清除掉。我们将把它们全部买进。我们将成为毒品集团的所有者。我试图从中找些笑话,可我实在找不到。” ——杰·雷诺 "Many people are complaining, though, that Obama is becoming too scripted. Last night, he was having an intimate moment with Michelle, and she said, 'Wait, are you ing the teleprompter?'" --Jimmy Fallon“许多人都在抱怨,说奥巴马正在变得过于照本宣科了。昨晚,他正在和老婆米歇尔亲密的时候,老婆突然说,‘等等,你是不是正在用电子提词机啊?’” -吉米·法伦"Did you hear about this? Nickelodeon's asking all children to unplug electronic devices for one minute on Earth Day to teach the importance of respecting the environment. I think it's a great idea, unless the kids are visiting their grandmother in a nursing home. Then that one minute is pretty rough. 'SpongeBob killed Nana. What happened?'" --Jimmy Fallon“你听说了吗?Nickelodeon儿童电视频道呼吁,所有的小孩在地球日那天拔掉家里电子设备的电源线一分钟,以教育他们尊重环境的重要性。我认为这是一个很好的主意,除非孩子们那天正在探访疗养院里的祖母。那样的话那断电的一分钟会是相当难受的。海棉宝宝谋杀祖母,怎么回事啊?” ——吉米·法伦 March 24, 2009"The market rallied yesterday after the Treasury said it was going to help banks sell off their toxic assets. That's the big problem, banks can't sell toxic assets. Well, duh. I mean, I'm no economist, but maybe you should stop calling them toxic assets. Huh? Isn't that like KFC advertising salmonella chicken?" --Jay Leno“昨天股场反弹了,之前美国财政部表示,将帮助出售其有毒资产。这是个大问题,跟本不可能出售有毒资产。嗨,笨瓜。我的意思是,我可不是经济学家,但也许应该立即停止称呼那些为有毒资产。对吗?这难道不就是像肯德基做广告说,要卖沙门氏菌鸡吗?”——杰·雷诺"Mexico's government just offered a million bounty on its top drug lords, which is different from what we do here in America. We give our biggest criminals bonuses." --Jimmy Fallon“墨西哥政府刚刚宣布悬赏2百万美元捉拿墨西哥的首要毒枭,这种做法和我们在美国的做法有所不同。我们是给我们首要的罪犯发奖金。”-吉米·法伦"Let's not forget the AIG company. The AIG stands for 'ain't I greedy?' No, they changed the name of the company today to 'AIU' Oh! Okay then. Everything's forgiven.' AIU for 'ain't I unethical?' There you are." --Craig Ferguson“别忘了AIG公司。AIG三个字母代表‘Ain't I Greedy’我不贪心吗? 不,今天他们把公司的名称改为AIU了。啊!好吧,那么。一切都可以原谅了。AIU是‘我不道德吗’,你看这事。”——克雷格·弗格森"AIG changing their name is like Hitler changing his name and hoping people won't notice." --Craig Ferguson“AIG改名字,就像是希特勒改名字,然后指望没人会注意到他改了名字。”——克雷格·弗格森"Former President George W. Bush is now writing a book about the 12 toughest decisions that he had to make as president. He said each decision had three options -- rock, paper and scissors." --Jay Leno“前总统布什现在正在写了一本书,是有关他任总统时必须做出的十二个最艰难的决定。他说,当时每一个决定都有三个选择——剪刀、石头、布。”——杰·雷诺"In a move that will cost 300 Americans their jobs, the Federal government announced it will no longer buy American-made condoms made in Alabama. We're now going to buy cheaper condoms made in China. Does that make any sense? If Chinese condoms are so good, why are there over one billion Chinese people?" --Jay Leno“美国政府宣布将不再购买美国在阿拉巴马制造的避套了,这一举措将会使300名美国人失去就业机会。我们将要购买中国制造更便宜的避套了。这有任何意义吗?如果中国制造的避套性能那么好的话,为什么会有10多亿的中国人哪?”——杰·雷诺"Did you see this on '60 Minutes' last night? Michelle Obama is planting a vegetable garden on the White House lawn. You know the economy's bad when the Obamas are afraid of running out of food." --Jimmy Fallon“昨晚你们看到‘60分钟’电视节目中这个消息吗?米歇尔·奥巴马开始在白宫草坪上开辟一处小菜园子了。当奥巴马一家担心食物不够的时候,你们就应该知道经济有多糟糕了。”——吉米·法伦 /200904/66229When you're building your beauty kit at home, it's nice to have options, especially when it comes to color. Some women stick to the standard smoky eye palette and others are only comfortable with brown and beige, but there are some colors that look great on everyone. If you take a good look at your skin you'll be able to pull off any of these colors no matter your skin's shade or undertones.  在家化妆的时候,可以有所选择是很开心的事情,尤其是选颜色。不同的女性有不同的标准和坚持,选烟熏妆标准颜色还是深浅棕色?有些颜色每个人涂看起来都很不错。仔细看看你的皮肤,不管你是深色还是浅色皮肤,这些颜色都会衬得你美貌如花:  1. 紫色眼妆 Purple Eyes  For some reason, purple tones work fabulously with almost every skin tone and eye color. A lilac or lavender tone works perfectly to highlight brown or hazel eyes where as darker eggplant tones can draw attention to blue or green eyes. Adding a splash of violet to a standard smoky eye is the perfect way to brighten up an evening look without looking too outrageous.  因为某种原因,紫色调几乎跟所有的肤色和眼珠颜色都超级搭。紫丁香或薰衣草色调会完美突出棕色和褐色的眼睛,而更深一些的茄子紫则会让蓝色或绿色的眼睛更引人注意。标准的烟熏妆色再加一点紫罗兰色的闪粉,是不动声色提亮晚妆的最佳方法。  2. 烈焰红唇 Red Lips No matter what you think, there is a red lipstick for any woman. But if you're unsure, orangey-reds look good on most skin tones. Blue-reds, while much richer, can be harder to pull off as they have a stronger pigment. Stick to a tone that won't draw attention to any redness on the rest of your face.  无论你怎么想,任何女人都可以拥有红唇妆。不过要是觉得不太确定的话就选橙红色吧,这种红色适合大部分肤色。蓝红色颜色要更浓,属于更厚重的色调,所以比较难驾驭。记住一点:你要选一个红色调,让脸上其他的红色都黯然失色。  3. 娇俏粉色腮红 Pink Cheeks  When you’re thinking of tones that will work for everyone, you have to think of natural colors that occur around the body. A flushed pink cheek will never look out of place because the color occurs naturally in your body. Even if you have very dark or olive skin that doesn’t show a natural blush, the tone will add warmth and definition to the apple of your cheek, just remember to blend well.  想到人人都适合的颜色,你会想到身体的自然色。粉红色的腮红妆永远不会不合适,因为粉红色是我们身体的自然色调。就算你的皮肤是不会显示出自然粉色的黑色或橄榄色也没关系,粉色会为双颊的酒窝增加一抹暖色,也给你的笑容增添更多的内容,不过注意颜色要混合均匀。  4. 透明珊瑚色唇妆 Sheer Coral Lips Warm coral colors can be a perfect accent to a look for day or night. If you have very dark or bronze skin, opt for a coral with gold undertones and it will really make your skin glow. If you have porcelain or medium toned skin, opt for a pinker coral that will accent your natural flush.  不论日妆还是晚妆,温暖的珊瑚色都会是完美的强调色。如果你的皮肤呈黑色或是古铜色,选珊瑚色搭配浅金色,绝对会让你肌肤焕发迷人光。要是你的肤色呈陶瓷白或中色调,选偏粉色系的珊瑚色打造唇妆会完美突出你的自然腮红。  5. 自然肌肤色 Flesh Tones  When we say flesh, we're not talking about the color most brands call ‘nude’ but instead the actual range of flesh toned colors. Naturally occurring skin colors accent each other perfect no matter your skin tone. Try pairing bone eye shadow with a deep cocoa liner or a beige lipstick with warm bronzed cheeks. When in doubt, draw inspiration from nature as natural tones very rarely clash.  肌肤色并不是很多人以为的 “裸色”,而是指肌肤自然色调的实际范围。不管你是什么肤色,自然的肌肤色都会彼此突出强调。试试这样的妆组合:眉骨眼影搭配深可可色眼线,或者浅褐色唇妆配合暖色调的古铜色腮红。要是觉得不确定,就从大自然中找点灵感,因为自然的颜色很少会不协调。 /201111/160606福建省泉州泉港区激光祛痘

丰泽区中医医院挂号洛江区妇幼保健医院如何挂号 A new survey carried out by UndercoverLovers.com, a dating website for married people, found that almost 100 per cent of women who cheat on their partners never get caught, whereas the men are not as good at covering their tracks with 17 per cent admitting to getting busted, the Daily Mail reported.据英国《每日邮报》报道,已婚人士交友网站“地下情人网”最近一次调查发现,几乎所有瞒着伴侣搞外遇的女性从没被抓到过,但男人似乎就不那么会掩饰了,他们中有17%的人坦诚自己出轨被另一半抓到。Dr David Holmes, a psychologist at Manchester Metropolitan University, says: ;Women make better liars because they#39;re psychologically more sophisticated. They make plans and have strategies, whereas men are more impulsive. The biggest difference, however, is that women are much better at keeping their affairs a secret.;曼彻斯特城市大学的心理学家大卫·霍姆斯表示:“女性之所以更擅长撒谎是因为她们的心理更复杂。她们会制定计划、部署战略,而男人更容易冲动行事。不过二者最大的区别在于,女性更善于为偷情保密。” /201206/187836泉州人民医院抽脂多少钱

洛江区妇女儿童医院治疗痘痘多少钱Clinical and Experimental Research suggests that - for reasons that aren't entirely clear - abstaining from alcohol does tend to increase one's risk of dying, even when you exclude former problem drinkers. The most shocking part is abstainers' mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers.为何酒鬼比不喝酒者活得长?最新一期《酒精中毒临床与实验研究》刊登的文章指出,尽管原因不明,不喝酒确实会导致死亡率升高,即使不算那些之前喝酒后来戒酒的人。最让人震惊的是文章称不喝酒的人比酗酒的人早死的几率要高。Moderate drinking, which is defined as one to three drinks per day, is associated with the lowest mortality rates in alcohol studies. Moderate alcohol use (especially when the beverage of choice is red wine) is thought to improve heart health.研究显示,适量饮酒,如每日饮酒一到三杯,可降低死亡率。适当饮酒(特别是红酒)有利于增进心脏健康。 /201009/112891 妈妈:今天天气真好,孩子,我希望你能出去玩玩。在泉州第一整形医院光子嫩肤多少钱泉州地区市第一医院牙齿矫正多少钱

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